umm..i'm not much of a jounral person..but i have alota stuff that i'd like to share from my private journal. these are a buncha' lines that i've used in the oh-so-few conversations i've had the past few mounths. some might take them as insults...okay, everyone would.


1- "i see you're still on that waiting list for a spine downer.."

2- "is this coffee bitter?..no wait, it's just you."

3- "wow, i didn't know they actually made clothes this big."

4- "i'd rather kiss a whales' ass, dear."

5- "you were dropped on the head as a baby, weren't you?"

6- "here's a napkin..there's still some crap around your mouth."

7- "my fist..your eye...do the math."